[I am not Gerard Butler. I do not know Gerard Butler. I do not know Gerard Butler's e-mail address. I do not know Gerard Butler's phone number, address, fax, smoke signal, morse-code, or the name of his teddy bear. -Though, the last one I'd pay a mint for- This is fake with a capital F. Mr. Butler has better things to do than sit around on computers all day -and why complain?- let alone on an online journal. In short, this is just a creation of my own mind and insanity, it means no harm to anyone, it's just something to pass the time...a lot.]
